Big Fun
How to enjoy a poker run in a single-engine boat under 30¡¯ long.
By Eric Colby


Single-engine boat under 30' long
You¡¯re one of the countless proud owners of a 28¡¯ to 32¡¯ offshore performance boats who also happens to be a loyal reader of this magazine. You¡¯re dazzled by the graphics and engines in the big OuterLimits, Skaters, Fountains, MTIs, Nor-Techs, Donzis and Cigarettes that frequent the pages of Poker Runs America.

But you¡¯ve always wondered, ¡°Can I do a poker run in my boat?¡±

To answer your question, I put myself in your shoes. Well, maybe not in your shoes, but definitely in your boat. At the Sarasota poker run at the start of the 2007 Poker Runs America season, I borrowed a 29¡¯ Velocity VR-1 powered by a Mercury Racing HP525 EFI Bravo One XR to run during the event.

My goal was simple, to prove that, as cool as those big, million-dollar boats are, you can also enjoy a poker run in a single-engine entry-level, if you will, performance boat. The short answer to the question is, Yes you can enjoy yourself in a poker run in this size boat. There are some things you should know and extra considerations to make, but whether your boat is 29¡¯ long or 50¡¯ long, you have equal chances of winning the poker hand.

One of the reasons why we decided to do this story was the response I used to get from owners of boats in this size range when I asked them why they didn¡¯t participate in poker runs. More often than not, I¡¯d hear, ¡°I¡¯d love to do a poker run, but those big, 100-mph boats are intimidating.¡±

Poker Runs America publisher and president of the American Poker Runs Association, Bill Taylor, wants to ensure that owners of boats of all sizes are encouraged to participate. ¡°Poker runs are supposed to be fun, family-oriented events and owners of all boats 28¡¯ long and over are welcome,¡± he said. The 28¡¯ minimum length is required for insurance purposes. In addition to 28¡¯ to 32¡¯ boats, Taylor also encouraged owners of center console boats to give the events a try.

Joining me in the boat for the March 31 event were friends Doug Seyler of Laconia, N.H., Pete Kraft of Fort Myers, Fla., and Ken Roberge of Nashua, N.H. The three had planned to participate in the run in another boat, but it wasn¡¯t finished so I told them they were welcome to ride with me.

At the driver¡¯s meeting on Saturday morning, Poker Runs America¡¯s Dave Kirkland told the assembled masses at the Sarasota Hyatt Hotel that the Gulf of Mexico was running about 2¡¯ to 4¡¯ with gusting winds coming out of the east. We knew that we wouldn¡¯t have the smoothest ride of all the boats, but we could run in those conditions. No problem.

One of the new aspects of Poker Runs America events is a two-start system that works perfectly for owners of smaller boats. The bigger faster boats that plan to run 80 mph or faster go with the first start. The boats that can¡¯t run 80, or just plain don¡¯t want to, go with the second start. For the record, the 29¡¯ VR-1 with the HP525 EFI can run 84 mph, just not in 2¡¯ to 4¡¯ seas.

At the start, we took off and were running about 45 to 50 mph couple of miles offshore. I set the tabs and kept the drive tucked in and we cruised somewhat comfortably. Then Seyler who was sitting in the portside bolster, remembered that Kirkland mentioned the conditions might be smoother closer to shore. We checked to make sure we weren¡¯t cutting off anybody and headed toward the beach.

This was our first lesson. Listen during the driver¡¯s meeting. Kirkland was definitely right. The seas had subsided and since the wind was coming out of the east, we felt less of it the closer to shore we stayed. With the 28¡¯ Baja, Pure Adrenaline, just off our stern, we cruised at 50 to 55 mph much more comfortably than we had been running farther out to sea.

Now it¡¯s time for Lesson Two. Even a 29¡¯ boat is still going to cost you between $75,000 and $100,000. Spend a few hundred bucks on a decent gps and learn to use it. As one of the smaller boats in the fleet, when you encounter rougher conditions such as those we were in on the first leg of the run, you might not have a lot of other poker runners around you. I¡¯ll repeat lesson one again. Pay attention during the driver¡¯s meeting and read your driver¡¯s pack. The gps coordinates are in there. Program them into your gps so that you know where you¡¯re headed. That way you won¡¯t end up like we did in the middle of the gulf asking a guy in a 32¡¯ Sunsation, ¡°Do you know where you¡¯re headed?¡± and hearing back from him, ¡°No, I thought you knew.¡± If you decided not to get a gps, at least get a detailed chart and some parallel rules so you can plot your course like I used to when I raced offshore boats.

Another good piece of equipment to have on board is a vhf radio. Even if it¡¯s just a handheld model, it¡¯s still a good idea. That way if you need to call the event organizers or a towing company such as SeaTow or Boat U.S., you have the means to do so. It would be a good idea to join one or both of the towing organizations if you plan to run out in the ocean in a single-engine boat whether you participate in organized events or not simply because if the engine conks out on a boat with one engine, you¡¯re stuck. At $250 per hour towing rates for non-members add up quicker than your wife¡¯s clothing bill at the cute little swimsuit shops next to the restaurant at the lunch stop.

We covered the 60 miles to the first card stop at Harpoon Harry¡¯s in Punta Gorda, Fla., in little more than 1 1/2 hours. The chop in Port Charlotte Harbor was only about 1¡¯ and my little Velocity devoured it as we scooted along at 65 mph with ease. Everyone was relaxed and we actually felt like we had accomplished something, mastering the Gulf waters.

When you think about it, there¡¯s an upside to coming in after most of the big boats. You get the prime slips that they just pulled out of after finishing lunch. There¡¯s also no waiting at the bathroom and your food gets to you quicker.

After we whetted our whistles and enjoyed a hearty burger, we were back on the water, running about 70 mph back out into the bay. We were headed to Captiva Island on the Intracoastal Waterway, which involved some no-wake zones. Once the officials recorded our boat number, we headed back into the gulf and into the bigger water. Because we were running with the seas, however, the ride was much more comfortable. We kept the drive trimmed out just slightly and cruised steadily at 55 mph.

One great thing about a poker run is that you get to spend time learning how your boat responds in myriad water conditions. When we headed south on the first leg, I had the drive tucked all the way in and the starboard tab trimmed down, but the portside tab was all the way up. For the run northward, I had the drive trimmed to where Velocity had marked it for the cavitation plate being level with the bottom of the boat and the port tab lowered slightly to keep the ride level. If you plan to use your boat for poker runs, I strongly recommend that you get good heavy-duty trim tabs such as K-planes from Mercury or those sold by Dana Marine Produces along with mechanical trim indicators. Additionally, any boat that runs faster than 70 mph should have hydraulic steering.

When we finally arrived back at Marina Jack in Sarasota, the officials checked us in and we put our tough, trusty little boat back in its slip. No poker run is a race, but we were pleased that we were able to keep up with some bigger boats on the return home and I was satisfied that my crew had arrived intact.

The reality of running for a few hours in rough water was revealed in a couple of things that had come loose, but this was true for boats of all sizes that were in the run. Face it, you run a boat hard in these kinds of conditions and things can break.

With our day behind us, we enjoyed a cold drink at the Boathouse restaurant and bantered about pointers for first-timers. ¡°You might want to pick your runs based on course and in-shore protected waters,¡± suggested Seyler. Indeed there are runs around the country that take place on lakes or have shorter, bay or coastal courses that would be better suited to 28¡¯ to 32¡¯ boats. Also, the aforementioned equipment recommendations were reinforced as was owning and knowing how to operate a gps.

Because I¡¯m a Poker Runs America employee, I wasn¡¯t eligible to draw cards, but Seyler had received a playing hand with his entry fee, so he had five cards waiting to be revealed at the evening party. Unfortunately, his pair of deuces didn¡¯t get him into the top three for the event, but in our little boat we had just as good a time as any other crew in the poker run. You should try it for yourself.

For more information on Velocity Powerboats, contact: Initial Marine Corp., 650 Hickman Circle, Sanford, FL, 3, 407/321-1340, www.velocitypowerboats.com.
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