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Is it a Boat Show? Is it a Motorcycle Show?
The only thing anyone knew for sure was that
the 2007 Fort Myers Poker Run was an impressive
display of performance. -- By Stu McDonald.


Ft. Myers Poker Run, Spring 2007
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The Poker Run Village at Salty Sam¡¯s Marina began to take shape early Friday morning as Mercury Racing presented the Poker Runs America annual Fort Myers Poker Run. The first exhibit, belonging to Nor-Tech, pulled into the parking lot a little after 6 a.m. It was followed up by more displays from Chopper Nation, Apache Powerboats, Doller Offshore Marine, Challenger Boats, South Seas Island Resort, Sunsation Powerboats and other displays. It was beginning to look more like a boat show than a poker run.

The village was a first for the Fort Myers event as Poker Runs America continues to raise the bar in terms of promotion and convenience for participants and fans. Salty Sam¡¯s was a perfect headquarters for the weekend, providing a large open area for the village, plenty of slips for the poker runners, a store where the boaters can stock up and a the Parrot Key bar and restaurant to quench thirst and satisfy hunger. We would like to thank Matt Hanson, owner of Salty Sam¡¯s, and all of his staff for the help and hard work they provided for this annual Ft.Myers Poker Run.

Chopper Nation had an amazing array of motorcycles on display, including a new one for poker runner George Boyd, from Canada. He took delivery of the new machine that he had ordered at the Sarasota Poker Run, five weeks before. Chopper Nation, which is based Miami, creates custom one-off motorcycles that have become popular additions to the toy chests of many poker runners.

Also in attendance was Jan Barnes representing ¡°Voices For Kids,¡± the charity of this weekend¡¯s run. Voices For Kids is an organization that was developed to watch over abused and neglected children to ensure that they maintain their dignity. For more than 20 years, Voices for Kids has worked in partnership with the Guardian Ad Litem program of the 20th Judicial Circuit helping children in dependency. This event was called the ¡°Rolling Backpack Drive for kids in dependency¡± and over the weekend supplied rolling backpacks to help over 300 Kids.

As the temperature rose, the registration office became a hive of activity as poker runners from as far away as Texas and Canada began to arrive at the event. Event organizers and participants alike were grateful to Steve Page of Page Racing for supplying a portable, air-conditioned registration office for the weekend. Page was not the only racer that helped out at this event; Former Super Vee world champion Bob Oliver brought his magnificent, rebuilt 47¡¯ Apache to put on display. His boat, Fire and Ice, is a credit to Mark McManus who carried out the refurbishing.

Another eye-catching exhibit was Gino Gargiulo¡¯s 39¡¯ MTI catamaran, Lube Jobs. A great example of Marine Technologies attention to detail, this boat is now for sale, as Gino has taken delivery of the Sterling-Performance-powered 40¡¯ MTI, Annihilator, which was showcased, in 2006, at the Miami International Boat Show.

The staff from Felix Marine was on hand, offering to program the course of the poker run into the GPS of each boat free of charge. This was a first at any poker run and was appreciated by all who took advantage of the service.

Much of the organizational and public relations legwork for this event was done by Joy Gray and we thank her for her tireless efforts on our behalf.

By early evening, the docks were filled with an awesome selection of high-performance boats and it was time for the owners and their crews to kick back and relax at the cocktail party on the rooftop bar of Salty Sam¡¯s Marina. As people arrived for the soiree, all the ladies where presented with a fragrant rose from Rio Roses, the corporate sponsor for the weekend. Not only did ladies who participate in the run receive a rose, every lady in the Parrot Key restaurant got one as well.

As last year, the host hotel for the event was the Pink Shell Resort and Spa, located on Ft. Myers Beach. This five star resort was a big hit with last year¡¯s poker runners and it was decided then that we would return for 2007. If you have never been to the Pink Shell it is well worth a visit if you are in the Ft. Myers area.

The mandatory driver¡¯s meeting and breakfast were the first order of business on Saturday morning. In the ballroom of the Pink Shell, the drivers and navigators were given all the safety information and a full description of the day¡¯s route by Dave Kirkland, before heading back to the marina to start the engines. To help some of the boaters travel between the marina and the resort, Keith and Terri Felder owners of Searocket U.S.A, kindly put on a free ferry service for the poker runners on Friday and Saturday.
Early morning patrons at the Parrot Key Restaurant, adjacent to Salty Sam¡¯s, most certainly got a wake up call as thousands of horsepower roared to life on the docks as, their normally serene, Saturday morning breakfast was served.

The fleet left the marina for the nine minute idle up the Intercoastal Waterway and out into the ocean where the pace boats waited to lead them south past the Pink Shell and them out on to the poker run route which would take them to the first card stop at Gasparilla Marina. Helping out Bill Taylor in the Poker Runs America 47¡¯ Fountain, with back-up pace boats were David Gronke aboard his 40¡¯ Baja and Gene Weeks from Donzi Marine in the 38ZR. We thank these regulars for the continued help at many of our events across North America, as well as Jason Huff who brought out his 35¡¯ Scarab Center Console to act as Safety/Paramedic boat.

For the second run in a row, there were two starts separated into two groups. Drivers who wanted to run above 80 mph left in the first wave, while those who wanted to take a more relaxed approach to card play waited until the second start. This policy was developed to spread out the fleet, increasing the safety of the event. Additionally, all participants are required to wear lifejackets and no alcohol is allowed.

With cloudless skies and flat water, the green flags waved and throttles were pushed to the limit, rooster tails appeared on the scene as some of the more powerful boats pulled out from the pack. The first leg took them out into the Gulf of Mexico and northwards to Boca Grande pass. Felix Marine seemed to have done a great job inputting the waypoints into the boats navigation systems but as the first of the fleet cleared Boca Grande it appeared that instructions should have been given on how to switch on the GPS. Boats went in all directions, some north, some east and boats were even seen turning south. Eventually most of the fleet made it to Gasparilla where they were greeted by the ¡°Pirate of Charlotte Harbor¡±, who took a break from his dastardly routine and was passing out the cards.

With none of the participants being made to walk the plank, it was hammers down for the next card pick-up located just outside the entrance to Burnt Store. When viewed from the air, the boat looked like ¡®party central¡¯, and must hold the record for the number of people aboard one card boat. With card Number Three in hand, it was a 12-mile sprint across Charlotte Harbor trip down the Intercoastal Waterway to South Seas Island Resort where Harbor Master Craig Houser greeted the crews. The resort also provided lunch, which was served on the perfectly manicured lawns around the marina. Many of the poker runners also took time out to explore the resort and take advantage of the very inviting swimming pool.

As with several of the Poker Runs America events, there was no official re-start after lunch. This allowed people to spend whatever time they wished at the lunch stop and then return to homeport for the last card at their leisure. This works very well and is definitely appreciated when lunch is served at a resort such as South Seas.

With boats put back in their slips or on their trailers it was time for the poolside reception and banquet at the Pink Shell Resort. This is an idyllic setting for an affair of this caliber and every eye was on the sun as it slowing dipped below the horizon. The food was served buffet style and as the poker runners sated themselves with exotic taste and aromas, Dave Kirkland began to reveal the cards. As the first card hands were exposed the skies changed to angry looking clouds. Half way through the reveal, the rains came, as hotel employees quickly moved the tables into drier areas and as if some other force was involved there was an enormous crack of thunder as the winning hand was announced. By the end of the day, it was clear, this was a performance-boating event.
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